Quotes

[TESLA]

KAy I made this thread so everyone can post any interesting, informative, cool or funny quotes. And because me and Anita have the best convos and I want to share some of the stuff that goes on, haha.

For example:
[9:41:58 PM] Anita: LSKHGDSOGTDHT
[9:42:00 PM] Anita: I LOVE
[9:42:02 PM] Anita: I LOVE
[9:42:06 PM] Anita: I LOVE HIS
[9:42:06 PM] Kitty: PENIS
[9:42:11 PM] Anita: THAT TOO
[9:42:12 PM] Anita: BUT NO
[9:42:14 PM] Kitty: hahaha
[9:42:20 PM] Anita: I LOVE HIS SMIRK AT XENO'S GRIN
[9:42:22 PM] Anita: I LVE
[9:42:24 PM] Anita: LOVE!
[9:42:31 PM] Kitty: ^^ gord gord
[9:42:39 PM] Anita: I LOVE I LOVE WORD THE WORD VULGAR
[9:42:39 PM] Anita: YES
[9:42:40 PM] Anita: YES
[9:42:41 PM] Anita: PERFECT
[9:42:48 PM] Anita: YES
[9:42:52 PM] Anita: ARTICULATIN
[9:42:56 PM] Anita: ARTICULATION*
[9:42:56 PM] Anita: YESD
[9:42:58 PM] Anita: YES*
[9:42:58 PM] Kitty: oh god
[9:43:00 PM] Anita: lol
[9:43:02 PM] Anita: xD
[9:43:15 PM] Kitty: my literacy skills are having sex with you it sounds...
[9:43:35 PM] Kitty: fucking hell I'm putting that in the quotes
[9:43:45 PM] Anita: Yes.
[9:43:51 PM] Anita: By the way,
[9:44:02 PM] Anita: that is my new life-inspiring quote.
[9:44:12 PM] Anita: "My literacy skills are having sex with you, it sounds..."
[9:44:14 PM] Anita: <3
[9:44:57 PM] Anita: aghaghaghnnnn

[DA VINCI~]

Me: "Mother, I would like to hump this blanket."
Mom: "I know, right?! My sowing skills 'is' wondurrrrful!"
She promptly picked up the blanket and did humping motions. Didn't see that coming.

[TESLA]

Oh my god that is amazing.

This isn't really a quote but my friend Cody calls a lot asking to go places, and my mom /always/ picks up either before me or after I've got thge phone regardless, then promptly starts chatting with him, asking him how life is or, in worse scenerios, starts singing "Hi Cody, fee-fi-fo Cooody" or something.
It doesn't even embarass me anymore, but his reaction is always pricelessly awkward so I can see why she does it, but I bet he can't wait till I get my own phone, haha.

She does this with other friends too, but Cody's her favorite. Sometimes she'll be on the phone for like, 20 minutes before I realize who she's talking to... -.-;

[Erinland]

XD LOLOL Oh, you guys are so frikking hilarious. LOL your mom humping a blanket!! LOL fee-fi-fo names, I love it.

Lets see...a quote? Since the theme here seems to be moms, hehe

We were playing scaterrgories, ever heard of it? You roll a letter, then you get a list such as:

-things in the ocean
-loud things
-things in a park
-countries
-food

and you have to write a word for each one that starts with the letter you rolled.

Here are some from my mother's actual list in a round when we rolled G

-liquids---Gravy
-Foriegn cities----Great smoky mountains
-Animals----Go fish
-Famous actor/actress-----George Washington

She was seriously trying.

yeah, my mom's . . . Ditzy. LOL

[TESLA]

This one's about Cody again. This kid man, this kid.

Haha okay so this one isn't as much as 'funny' as ironic or more just me biting my friend in the ass (not literally good lord) but I found it entertaining so... yeah.

So I'm talking about how I'm editing a 'site' (Cysro) and after clarifying that it's mine and Anita's site and I'm not a hacker, we got in an argument about me sending him a link... My text is Blue, his is Red.

It's like, my nerdy little secret kind of...

Nerd!
lol

I am a nerd... d:

im just obnormly smart im not a nerd lol

You are not, you're just good at math. You can't even spell 'abnormally'... d:

your mean
"Meany" lol

Hahaha

I've spent a little bit over then an a hour playing ps2 Rachet & Clank the first one, also multytasking watch the series of Total drama World Tour
lol

Because you're totally not a nerd... haha

JUST ABNORMALLY SMART! emkay
lol

Hahaha
I'm telling my friends on this site about this conversation right now... ;o

Who is your friend on this site

I guarentee you don't know any of them.
*guarantee

Well leave in the part when you said "I love you Cody and secretly want to date you" part lol

Of course... P:

[^insert virtual eye-roll above...^]


Just thought I'd add this following convo too d:
Too lazy to color code it though so... I'm the first line, then two spaces, then him, etc, you get it...

You are a butt.
That is all C:

im a butt

Are you?

i dont think so, but if so you better not be a dick lol

Hahaha!
Well you are what you eat haha jokes...

Oh my what you eat is gross JK

Haha

But wait i eat butt

You do? ;o

But then im just a pussy, that explains why i pussied with getting my ipod touch back with caitlynn lol


Oh jeez